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This sms has been sent exclusively to good-looking people. We have obviously sent it to the wrong number. We apologise for any inconvenience caused.This sms has been sent exclusively to good-looking people. We have obviously sent it to the wrong number. We apologise for any inconvenience caused. |
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Those innocent eyes... those sensual lips... that radiant smile... absolutely perfect... Well, enough about me; how are you today?
You’re attractive, beautiful, sexy, intelligent, charming, sophisticated, sweet and generous. Actually, every day you resemble me more!
I am at the police station. I’ve been arrested for possession of extreme good looks, and I need someone ugly to pay my bail, so move it!
You are under arrest for violating code 0569 -distracting the general with one’s beauty and hot body- you have the right to remain silent and direct yourself towards my room.
4 reasons why dogs are better than women: 1) dogs obey you when you yell at them 2) Dogs don’t go shopping 3) you can give your dog away 4) anyone can have a cute dog.
3 things to avoid telling a naked man: 1) THAT explains you car! 2) But it still works, right? 3) Awww… are you cold?
If a fat man comes into your room and shoves you in a sack, don’t worry, I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas
Women are like cell phones, we like it when you grab us and speak gently in our ear, but if you press the wrong button you will get disconnected.
Merry Christmas, Happy New Year, Happy Easter, Happy Valentines Day, Happy Halloween and Happy Birthday! Now don’t bother me for the next 12 months!
Last night I went to bed staring at the stars, the beautiful night sky and the infinite horizon... when all of a sudden I realized… where is my roof!?
There is an urgent meeting in the jungle! Everyone is already here: the lion, the tiger, the snake. But the meeting can’t Start until the monkey reading this sms ges there! |
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